The Jesus of carpentry.

Charlie is a master woodsman with over 1 semester of high school woodworking under his belt. His vast experience really shines in his work. You’ll get exactly what you’d expect.

Christa is in charge of logistics and customer service. She will be the person you yell at when your order is fucked up.

Sonny is our mascot. He is in charge of being a good boy and cat shit disposal. He will be the one going hungry if you don’t buy something.

Boutique Rodent Furniture